I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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