just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
