That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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