You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Randomize
