Its about making memories worth repressing
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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