so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
