Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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