The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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