idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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