Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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