It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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