The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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