i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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