I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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