time to smoke my breakfast
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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