I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
only if we run a train.
done.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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