your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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