If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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