Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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