i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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