Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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