Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
