I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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