Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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