YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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