I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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