i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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