do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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