also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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