guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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