We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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