the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
