That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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