Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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