My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Girls should come with a carfax report
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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