Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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