idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
too bad you live with your parents still
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just pee around me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
