You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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