Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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