I can tuck mytits in my pants
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
The air taste purple.
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