Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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