Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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