Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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