In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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