Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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