i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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