i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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