New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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