There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
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