I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
