So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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