So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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