Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I met the friendliest cop last night
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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