Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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